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15 Funny Blowjob Memes Will Make You Laugh If You Have Ever Given A Blowjob

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We are in an era where intercourse is not just a duty or not taken as a dirty thing anymore. Everyone enjoys it differently and both of the partners take part equally. Oral intercourse is the most enjoyable thing in making love. Both partners do it to please their lover. People enjoy it in different ways and in different positions. You know it as a blowjob which is performed using mouth and tongue to flick over your partner’s love genital part. Females use to suck and males use to lick the clitoris to feel her good.

You can try this if you never did, it will give you ultimate please whether you are a virgin or not. Take time to learn new techniques and explore it as much as you like. Oral intercourse has no risk of infection or disease if you do it with a single partner. Girls don’t need to worry if you any wrong thought in mind, it is safe and enjoyable. Try to give blowjob to make your partner happy. However, some incident happens when blowjob become funny and you never forget those moments.

If such things happened with you then you will relate these blowjob memes

1. You must have performed blowjob to your boyfriend/ husband when you were on period and he badly needed to make love.

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2. Lol, Gagging is the most romantic sound when you are down are taken his dick over oxygen.

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3. You must understand the meaning of this meme.

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4.  Don’t forget to put your hair in a ponytail before giving a blowjob. Ever forget to do this and it caused the mess?

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5. Ever tried to make your week (weak)?

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7. Men will be men, try a new way when they can’t express the feeling.

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8. I can say you do it when you truly want to make him happy.

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9. Funnies blowjob survey statics.

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10. Blowjob does not help to get rid of the sore throat.

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12. It is a well-known fact that many women only give blowjobs because they know most men enjoy them.

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13. I had found a great girl and we were kind of into each other. She had taken my roommate’s place as my blowjob princess. 

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14. It was like a wrestling match between my cock and her tongue, every now and then she would pull back about half my length to reposition then bury it right back. She would breathe while she did this but now and then she would whimper. My crotch was flooded with saliva, and I could feel it dripping off my balls onto the bed.

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15. Next morning she woke me up by sucking my cock. That was another experience for me. Such was the pleasure of morning hardness sucked that I got hooked on to it and whenever I got a chance, I have gotten morning blowjobs.

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9 Sweet And Spicy Ways To Wake Up Your Guy In The Morning

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Wake Up Your Guy

Waking up next to your loved ones is a feeling that can’t be expressed in words. You can just feel that. Even if you hate to wake up in the morning, you will just love doing this beautiful thing with your guy. It will make the day of your loved one a memorable one. Yes, believe me. If you already know the tricks to do that, then it’s great. If you don’t know then you can just read through what is presented here and get to know how you can spice up your guy’s morning while waking him up.

1. Cuddle and stroke his chest

Cuddle and stroke his chest

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While sleeping, couples tend to move away from each other. What you have to do in the morning is to snuggle him when you wake up and lightly run your fingers all over his chest.

2. Kiss his neck

Kiss his neck

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We all know the neck is one of the sensitive areas in our body and that’s true for everyone. Use that to your benefit, girl. Try to wake him up with gentle but quick kisses to his neck. See the priceless smile on his face after this.

3. Climb on top of him

Just forget about doing foreplay, if that’s what you are in the mood for. Just climb on top of him and start kissing him all over. He will take lead from there and thank you for it later. You know what I mean *wink*.

Also read: 10 Naughtiest Questions to Ask Your Guy That will Make Turn Him on Instantly

4. Wiggle your behind

How about wiggling? You just have to gently wiggle your behind into him. That will wake him up right away without doing many efforts. Your bottom will surely turn the heat up too!

5. Text him a sweet message

Text him a sweet message

You can also text him something sweet, cute or naughty in the morning to let him know how much you love and appreciate him. He will wake up with a smile on his face.

6. Play his favourite song

Call him in the morning, if you are away from him, what you can do is play his favourite song. I bet after hearing this, he will be falling in more and more love with you.

Also read: 4 of The Kinky Sexual Fantasies That Will Add Some Spice in Your Sex Life

7. Play the ear game

Play the ear game

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Scoot over close to him and whisper slowly ‘I Love You’ in his ear and then gently nibble his ear. This will put a smile on his face and then he will work extra hard to put a smile on your face.

8. Shower together

How about taking the naughty shower together? Doing this thing will spice his day for sure. After this, he will surely end up smiling while working all day long.

9. Tickle him

Men are also ticklish as women are. In fact, they sometimes actually like being tickled too when done in a funny way. So, what are you waiting for? Gently tickle him and make his morning a happy and beautiful one.

Also read: 6 Ways To Know That She Is The Right One To Marry

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Love Life of America’s Got Talent’s Host Terry Crews and Rebecca

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America's Got Talent's Host Terry Crews and Rebecca

Not every relationship is easy or works as expected to be. No example would be better than this. Yes, we are talking about America’s Got Talent: The Champions host Terry Crews and his wife Rebecca King-Crews. They are now married for 29 years. The duo has faced challenging times since then. But despite the odds and facing all the hardship, they worked through it all.

It wasn’t loved at first sight for them

During the 80s, Rebecca was voted Miss Gary, Indiana and then she went to Western Michigan University to pursue her career ahead. On the other hand, Terry was busy playing football at the same school. It is believed that the duo has met during this time. As per Rebecca, she didn’t fell in love at first sight with him. Rebecca said, “He almost got stuck in the friend zone. He was a little too nice.”

After some time they got together and in 1990 they got married. They have also welcomed their daughter in the same year. Now they have five children as of now.

Though Terry has got huge success in the Hollywood industry, still he faced a lot in his relationship

No doubt, the duo always keeps smiling at the red carpet whenever you see them, but Terry isn’t happy with his relationship. After going away from football, he fell into a deep depression which landed him to addiction and pornography which has cost him his marriage. After two years on Facebook, he revealed how he got addicted to all this and never told his wife.

“My wife was literally like, ‘I don’t know you anymore, I’m out of here,’” he said. “That changed me. I had to change because I realized this thing is a major, major problem.”

He also took many therapies for his addiction and as a result of his desire to change, Rebecca came back to him. On the show, Rebecca said it took her about 3 years to trust him again.

“When someone knows you from good to the most rotten, dirtiest part of you, and loves you anyway, that’s the rarity, that’s where you want to be,” Terry remarked on the program in March 2018.

They are now a happy couple again

After facing so many struggles, the duo is now happy and together. No matter where their lives go next, Rebecca and Terry seem to have each other’s backs as evidenced by their heartfelt Instagram about one another.

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12 Of The Kinkiest Fetishes Which You Would Not Be Aware Of

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Even though we all know a lot about sex and everything related to it. Till now you have listened only about few fetishes and role-playing scenarios, but I can bet that you all must not be knowing a lot about those kinky fetishes that you will get to know in this article. In this article, we have compiled some of the most common sexual fetishes about which you people might not be knowing earlier.

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1. Swinging

Swinging

It is a sexual practice that is also known as partner swapping, husband swapping or wife swapping. It is a form of non-monogamy and is an open relationship. Some people do it because they want more intimation in their life and they are not satisfied with their one partner.

2. Agalmatophilia

Agalmatophilia

It is a sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other figurative objects. You might feel attracted to them when you encounter them. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism which denotes love for an object of one’s own creation.

3. Urophilia

Urophilia

Urophilia is also known as ”golden showers” or ”watersports”. It is a sexual activity where people derive pleasure from urine or urination. The sexual arousal is associated with smelling, feeling, or tasting urine, as well as urinating on someone or being urinated on by someone else. Sometimes, the pleasure derives from the physical urine. You will be shocked to know that some women find that their orgasms are more intense and pleasurable when they have a full bladder, or when they urinate during orgasm.

Also read: 4 of The Kinky Sexual Fantasies That Will Add Some Spice In Your Sex Life

4. Psychrophilia

Psychrophilia

This is a sexual activity that people experiences during the winter season. People get sexual arousal when they feel cold by looking at someone who is also feeling cold.

5. Podophilia

Podophilia

One of the most common fetishism, in this sexual activity, people get sexually aroused due to licking, sucking, nibbling, touching and caressing someone’s feet.

6. Necrophilia

Necrophilia

It might sound very weird to you. It is the form of sexual activity in which you get sexually attracted to corpses i.e. dead bodies.

Also read: 8 Surprising Things That Could Be Bringing Down Your Sex Drive

7. Nasolingus

Nasolingus

As the name tells, that feeling when you get after sucking or licking someone’s nose.

8. Stigmatophilia

Stigmatophilia

This is a form of sexual practice in which people get sexually aroused by seeing someone’s tattoo irrespective of where it is. A tattoo doesn’t need to be there on those body parts which are considered as sexy.

9. Pictophilia

Pictophilia

Commonly, all of us have experienced this type of fetish. You get this sexual arousal when you watch porn or horny images.

Also read: 9 of The Unusual Places To Have Sex With Your Husband Other Than The Bedroom

10. Voyeurism

Voyeurism

In this sexual practice, you get sexually aroused by looking at someone who is actually having sex in real-life. Yes, this is the name for that fetish.

11. Trichophilia

Trichophilia

Wow!. This is the sexual arousal that you get while playing with someone’s hair or by just playing or staring with it.

12. Knismolagnia

Knismolagnia

This is the sexual arousal that you get as s result of being tickled. Yes, you’ve heard it right, you get aroused only by tickling.

Also read: 6 Biggest Worries Women have About Sex

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