Roasting and making fun of our friends is the greatest pass time. They may get annoyed but will never take our comments to heart. This is one of the best parts of friendships. If you want to roast your friends but do not know how to do it then you can find some of the best roast lines here. You can use the lines and post it in your WhatsApp status. You can also post it on other social media pages like Facebook and Instagram.
The roast list given here are funny and also insulting. So use it with care. Only roast your close friends who understand your humour. If you and your friends love roasting each other publicly than use the 20 Roast lists below. Have hilarious moments with your friends by roasting them all with the best insults and funny lines.
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Throw the barb at your friends and see if he or she can take it.
1. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
2. Please, keep talking, I only yawn when I am fascinated.
3. Our kid must have gotten his brain from you! I still have mine.
4. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
5. I only take you everywhere I go just so I don’t have to kiss you goodbye.
6. My business is my business. Unless you’re a thong, get out of my ass.
7. You always bring me so much joy, as soon as you leave the room.
8. Some people should use a glue stick instead of chopstick.
9. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.
10. When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.
11. Can you die of constipation? I ask because I’m worried about how full of shit you are.
12. I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
13. You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
14. Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
15. Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself, bad idea in your case.
16. My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.
17. Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
18. You should wear a condom on your head. If you’re going to be a dick, you might as well dress like one.
19. Everyone is entitled to act stupid once in their lifetime, but you are really abusing that privilege.
20. Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!
21. Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
22. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.
23. Thanks for helping me understand that there are some really stupid people in the world.
24. If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
25. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
26. You’re the reason I prefer animals to people.
27. You’re the reason God created the middle finger.
28. Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours.
29. Are you always such a bitch or do you just show off when you are around me?
30. I’m jealous of people who don’t know you.
Funny Insulting Names to Call Your Friends
Do you wish to annoy your friends by calling them insulting names? Then we are here to help you. We have a collection of all the cute insulting names so you can choose from the list and give perfect names for your friends. These cute insulting nicknames will make you laugh out loud with your friends. You can make your time with friends enjoyable by calling them funny nicknames. Moreover, you can also make use of funny insult names for best friends to irritate them with your antiques. Have a look at the interesting nicknames here.
Pass the time with these 45 insulting and cute nicknames
|Poo-poo head||Space Needle||Sneako|
|Bendigo||Funnel Cloud||Village idiot|