50 Best Car Pick Up Lines (Cheesy, Funny, Dirty) to Impress Her

Are you a lover of cars? Do you like the way the car zooms on the road? Then many of your thoughts will be about cars. But you can use it to your advantage. Here are the best car pick up lines for you to impress a girl. You can sweep them off their feet by the pick lines. Win a date with the girl of your dreams by talking with her and casually inserting the car Pick up Lines. If she likes you her answer will make you happy. So what are you waiting for?

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Use these car pick up lines given here and enjoy.
- Funny Car Pick Up Lines
- Cheesy Car Pick Up Lines

Use these car pick up lines given here and enjoy.

1. Hey girl, you a cop car?
Because I want to smash you until you can’t move.

2. If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

3. Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

4. Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

5. Do you need your car fixed?
Because I’m a pick up master.

6. Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.

7. If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.

8. Are you a convertible car?
Because you would look better with your top down.

9. Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?

10. I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.

11. Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

12. Girl, if you were a race car. You’d be lightning McQueen.

13. Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

14. Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

15. I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.

16. By the end of tonight. My car isn’t the only one who needs it’s trunk cleared out.

17. How about I shift my stick into something else…

Funny Car Pick Up Lines

18. Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

19. Can i adjust your rear view mirrorS?

20. Hop in my Aztec and we’ll go get the car washed!

21. Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

22. Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

23. I’ll blow your apex seals.

24. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

25. Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

26. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

27. Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.

28. You don’t need car keys to start my ignition… only your touch.

29. I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one…

30. I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

31. Can I park my car in your garage?

32. I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

33. Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

Cheesy Car Pick Up Lines

34. How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.

35. Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

36. Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.

37. I like my women like I like my coffee. Dropped in my lap while I’m screaming expletives at the car next to me.

38. Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.

39. I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality. I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I?

40. Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.

41. If you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

42. Let’s make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

43. Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

44. Girl are you McDonald’s? Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car.

45. Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of blue I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.