People love to hear dark pick up lines from their crushes. That is why witty and smart pick-up lines can help you to ask your crush out. Do not feel shy because only if you try you will know if they like you or not. Try a dark pickup line and check if they reply. If they are ready to mingle with you they will have an equally good reply. So here are some of the best pickup lines you can use if you do not know how to talk with your crush. These will surely be a good conversation starter to your romance.
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Here are some dark pick up lines which you can use to start flirting
1. I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.
2. Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.
3. You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
4. You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.
5. Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
6. Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
7. Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
8. You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.
9. If you get lost in the midst of darkness. I’ll help you find the iron rod.
10. Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone.
11. I’ve been noticing you noticing me noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o*** for you!
12. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
13. I wish I was your multi-variable calculus homework… because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me all over your desk.
14. How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
15. Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?
Some more Dark pick up lines
16. Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
17. Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
18. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
19. Why don’t you kneel down and smile like a donut.
20. Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
21. Want to see my dark night rise?
22. What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
23. How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
24. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
25. Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
26. I’m stalking you because you might has well be a corn field.
27. I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?
28. If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey.
29. I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.
30. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Dark Creep Pick Up Lines
31. Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
32. I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off.
33. You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
34. Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
35. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
36. Hey, are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you!
37. I hate a ride but I would have to come between you and your dress. It is not needed at the moment.
38. How do you like your milk delivery? Across the front or back? I wouldn’t mind taking it through the back.
39. I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed.
40. Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?
I know a great drive-in theater!
41. I’m new to this area. Can you lead me on the way to your apartment?
42. Hey, I notice an abundance of meal down your crotch. Will you like me to eat you out?
43. Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?
44. I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.
45. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?