Are you feeling bored? Has your internet connection been severed? Don’t know how to pass your time? In case you are suffering from utter boredom, stuck in the realm of “no internet”, then we have just the right thing for you to kill some time. We will share with you 8 funny numbers you can call whenever bored. When we mean numbers, we mean those numbers that are separated from the point of privacy. Normally, there are different types of numbers available. Starting from personal ones to emergency ones, and automated ones.
However, there are some Funny Numbers to Call that will put a smile on your face.
What Numbers Are They? Let’s Find Out
1-603-413-4124: Ho! Ho! Ho, it’s HaHa time
Who doesn’t like the feeling of Christmas? The sensation one gets during Christmas is very harty, homey, and warm. It is what one needs when one is away from home. Nonetheless, this number will not only provide you with a sense of home but will keep you engaged. However, this connection will allow you to talk like you are the one who is running the setting. In other words, you can pull a prank on someone telling “no, you won’t get what you wished for ”. Mean, but fun.
605-475-6961: Dear, Harry is here.
All those Potterheads, beware. Call this number and you will get the chance to join the HP universe. Everyone at some point in time wanted to join the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If this is still your goal, then you have to call this number now. As soon as you call this number, the voice from the other side will relay information on finding the legendary 9 ¾ platforms.
(858) 651-5050: Beautiful phrases
No number can get as weird and funky as this. Once you dial this number, you will get to listen to phrases right out of a poetry anthology. Trust us, we are not kidding. Though the voice will include a plethora of phrases. Male and female voices will voice each phrase and make it sound perfect. However, if you are looking for meaning in the words, then it is not it. As the beauty of the sound lies not in its significance, but in its flow.
605–475–6964: Masochist much?
The best dial joke that is out there. If you are having a bad day, then this is the number you need to dial ASAP. However, the best thing about this number is that it will provide you with a reality slap. Yes, you read it right. What could be better than being told the worst thing that could happen to you? Would it not calm you down? However, we recommend choosing the ‘It could always {} more’ hotline as it will lift your spirits.
605-475-6959: You know, you have a bad breath hotline
One can deal with any issues of someone they like. Well, as long as it is not bad breath, of course. One might seem like an ideal match for you but as soon as they open their mouth, things might go downhill. While it is social etiquette not to be rude. However, you can always remind them that they have bad breath via a prank call. All you have to do is have them call this hotline number. The subject will get the bad breath notification hotline.
(914) 737-9938: Hello! Hello! announcement test going on
This line is extremely hilarious as upon calling, you will hear “This is a CPTA announcement test. Uh, I do not know what it is supposed to say; I am not that concerned with it. So, if anyone gets this just disregard it, ok, and hang up.”
605–475–6958: Call and know if you are sober
Had a bit too much to drink? Can’t tell whether you are too drunk to even walk alone? Though it is a hint in itself, if you need some sort of help, you can enlist yourself to get assistance from the Sobriety Test hotline. By calling this number, you will have to answer some scientific questions. By doing so, you will easily be able to discover if you are drunk or sober.
605–475–6973: Oh My God! Stop whining.
Who doesn’t whine, right? But there is a difference between whining like Janice, and like Ross. Nonetheless, if you want to put them right in their place without bringing yourself into the matter consciously, then you need to call this number. Those inconsiderate complaints will stop all right away with just one call.
Ending note
Some of the numbers mentioned here are straight fun, while some are just a “wake-up call”. Though few of them are like a slap, nevertheless it doesn’t mean that one does not need it. So what are you waiting for? Call ’em.
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