Sometimes when we see or hear some things we may instantly get a dirty joke. We may not share it with others but it can make us laugh. That is why for your dirty mind we have gathered some Dirty Mind Jokes and riddles for you. You can try to find the answer to these riddles and laugh out loud. If you cannot find the answer to these riddles, then your mind is not dirty. But if you can easily find the answers then you have a dirty mind. Furthermore, you can also share dirty mind jokes and riddles with your close friends and make fun of them.
Check if they can find the answer for it. You can test your friends through this. Enjoy your time with your friends by sharing these Dirty Mind Jokes. There are also jokes here that may seem bad but actually, they are innocent. Only a dirty mind can make a good thing into bad.
Que: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
Ans: Tent
Que: What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Ans: Talk
Que: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Ans: Your nose
Que: What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
Ans: A fork
Que: All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Ans: An elevator
Que: I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
Ans: Peanut butter
Que: I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
Ans: Popcorn
Que: What three-letter word starts with an “s,” ends with “x,” and has a vowel in the middle?
Ans: Six
Que: When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
Ans: Your dentist
Que: I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
Ans: A crane
Que: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
Ans: A Seatbealt
Que: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Ans: Pants
Que: My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
Ans: A lawyer
Que: Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?
Ans: Firetruck!
Que: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
Ans: A bowling ball
Que: I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
Ans: Gloves
Que: What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
Ans: Toothpaste
Que: What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
Ans: Education
Que: What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
Ans: Legs
Que: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Ans: Put a nipple on it
Que: You play with it at night and it vibrates. What is it?
Ans: Mobile Phone
Que: You can’t taste it unless you undress it. What is it?
Ans: Banana
Que: What is six inches long, two inches wide, and everyone goes crazy over?
Ans: $100 bill
Que: What does every woman have that starts with a “v” that she can use to get what she wants?
Ans: Her Voice
Que: I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
Ans: Strawberry
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